Mobile confusions

Having never used a mobile phone before, or is it cell phone?, and being the neurotic 'research till you cry' personality that I am before shopping for anything, the 'ordeal' is mind numbing.

I just hurrd that imma getting a new Nokia N70 phone courtesy of my papa, bless his wonderful heart. He's sweet and crazy and awesome like that. Anyway, I DON'T want it. I don't need it.
But I'm so weak, I might need it and want it, oh woe is me.

I have a good mind (62.45%) to make him take it back and get a cheap no frills phone. What transpires, we'll all have to wait and see. Till then I leave you with a picture of my shiny new preccioous...

courtesy FoneArena.com